If I looked on the bed next to you, what would I find? pillows
Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed? closed, unless no one is home
Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawer or just thrown in? thrown
Sleep on your back or stomach? side
Are you a cuddler? most definatly
What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed? stuff you shouldn't find
Something that happened today that made you angry? this slow driver who was picking his nose. gross.
What were you doing before this survey? watching gilmore girls
What will you do after the survey? bed
Marriage or living together? idk. ill figure it out someday
What shirt are you wearing now? red one. from WILS
Do you sing? too much
Do you de-label your beer bottles? water bottles - sometimes
Do you talk about your feelings or hide them? depends who i am with
Is there something you regret and wish you could take back? nope
First thing you do when you wake up? press snooze button
Ever had surgery? three times
Last argument you got into with? hmmm my dad this morning
Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles? ha, i already answered
What's one good thing about your best friend? she is amazing and trustworthy. always threre for me. and will tell me if i look like shit.
How long does it take for you to fall asleep at night? depends anywhere from a second, to an hour
Current song on myspace? hmmm between the trees i think
When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep? yep, i am not known for my "on time-ness"
If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you? HELL YES! i love monkeys!
What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen? does it matter?
What are you looking forward to in the next few months? hmm. spring break?
It's midnight. Who are you texting? last person was...evie i think
It's Wednesday afternoon, where are you usually? with someone
Honestly, if you could have ANYONE in the world, who would it be? ha. uhh... who is the most famous man in history?....Moses.
Your Christmas list consists of? photography camera
You're going to New York for school shopping, where do you go first? as in clothes? ... goodwill. stuff there is so expensive
You need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first? american eagle
How do you feel about your hair? its managable. except when it gets in ppls faces
What movie is in your DVD player? underworld evolution
If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move? israel
How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl? arms and shoulders :P
What's the greatest thing that happened to you today? i layed on a couch and talked
How many TRUE best friends do you have? right now? 3 i think
What would you change about your life right now? nothing. i like it
What’s the best feeling in the world? knowing you have an impact on someone else's life








heres another one, a day later, while i am still procrastinatiing.
so here is the whoolllelellelelelel thing.

Who Are You?

What is your full name as it appears on you birth certificate: Jordan Elise Bowe

What do you like to be called: Jordan

What are your nicknames: JoBo

What is your alias? (Middle name, street you grew up on): Elise Montere

What's your stripper/drag queen name? (Name of first pet, mother's maiden name): Zoe Diemer

What's your Mob Name: Junior Mint

What's your Star wars Name: Jorbo Diger Ewofor of Advil

What's your Spell Check name (words that replace your name in spell check): Jordan Bowe

Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 16

Date you were born: June 6 1991 (6-6)

What's your Sun sign: Gemini

What's your Moon sign: Aries

What's your Constellation Rising: virgo... all different! weird

Notable Events on the Day You Were Born: David Abercrombie, the founder of abercrombie and fitch was born in 1867, 1923 V.C. Andrews born, 1944 - World War II: Battle of Normandy begins. D-Day, code named Operation Overlord, commences with the landing of 155,000 Allied troops on the beaches of Normandy in France. The allied soldiers quickly break through the Atlantic Wall and push inland in the largest amphibious military operation in history. ---pretty cool!

Parent's names: Julie Merrideth Diemer, Thomas Walter Bowe Jr

Birthplace: Germantown, WI --- though i think the hospital was in wauwatosa, or waukesha.. something with a w

Hometown: Germantown, WI

Current Residence: Germantown, WI

Height: 5' 5"

Eye color: green/blue/greyish

Hair color: Blondish

Piercings: ears

Tattoos: when i turn 18

What's your most attractive feature: lips, ad i have a nice "figure" i guess 
















AS OF FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH OF JUNE 2008---------









Pets: wizard and zoe

What are the perks of your job: now i work at tomasos hmmm idk yet

How much do you love your job: a lot actually!

Are you an inside or outdoors person? Outdoors, majorly

Do you have children? No. I'd like one. Don't care what kind.

What Laundry detergent do you use? no idea what my parents buy

What color is your underwear: pink

Color of socks: ones light pink and one's white

What color is your bedroom's carpet: beige at both houses i think

What color is your bedroom: moms is beige and dads is blue

What color is your bathroom: does it seriously matter?

What did you want to be when you were little? i wanted to be a truck driver, marine biologist, dolphin trainer

Favorite childhood memory: playing wtih janell.

When Was The Last Time You:

Took a shower: This morning

Danced: whenever i want hahaha randomly

Received flowers and from whom: hmmm idk... hmmmmmm please not shane. but idk

Watched Bambi: NO idea.

Cried: two days ago exactly

Got a real letter: my birthday 7 days ago.

Gave to charity: idk

What did you have for breakfast? didn't.

What was the last book you read: reading kite runner. last finished a twilight i bet

What was the last CD you bought: dont really buy cds

What was the last movie you saw: ironman or no. chronicles of narnia 2

What will be the next CD you buy: again dont buy them ILLEGAL DOWNLOADING

Do you play the lottery: nope

Ever win? I don't think i ever will ha

From whom did you get your last e-mail? maybe webgrader i think

Last person you went to dinner with? Jeremy his mom and his brother

What are you listening to right now? dane cook

Best thing that happened to you today: i'm not sure. oh alyssa answered my phone and andy said that he liked my playback song. so i used alyssa phone to call mine. and i start singing Hot by avril lavigne and she did too. then my phone in my lab started ringing and i looked down at it like someone was calling me. and i got all excited and alyssa and i look at each other and burst out laughing cause we both forgot that i had used her phone to call mine. it was hilarious

Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with everyone? im going to florida in august


What is Your Favorite:

Flavor: strawberry, cherry

Breakfast cereal: frosted flakes, no milk

Candy: heath bar

Salad Dressing: ranch

Food: that shrimp and noodles thing my .mom makes

Cuisine: chinese

Breakfast Food: dont really like breakfast food. so fruit i guess and SMOOTHIES

Pie: none

Lunch: hmmm whatever. sandwhiches. meat.

Alcoholic beverage: underage. but smirnoff ice if im gonna be honest lol

Type of Ice: uhhh crushed if i feel like eating it

Your favorite potato chip? cheddar ruffles

Favorite sandwich? any sub from subway will do

Ice cream: cookie dough, cherry garcia

Sobe flavor: the strawberry one

Soda: hmm. spreicher rootbeer, orange.

Restaurant: olive garden

Fast Food Restaurant: roberts and wendy

Toothpaste: Crest

Deodorant: ban

Shampoo or conditioner: herbal essences.

Perfume/cologne: britney spears curious or happy by clinque

Type of Underwear: i mostly wear thongs. but i love boyshorts too

Shoes: my pumas.

Accessory: my irish ring, heart ring, and either my world or jewish star necklace

Possession: my phone is becoming very important. calendar and everything. i love my pictures and camera and ipod 

Clothes: my fav pair of cali jeans, and my pink v neck quarter length shirt hahaha

Favorite brand of clothing? hollister, american eagle, FOREVER 21 AND WET SEAL

Color: it changes everyday. mainly blues and greens and purples

Number: 13, 666, 18, 24

Stone: pearl, birthstone

Holiday: halloween and 4th of july

Day of the week: Saturday

Favorite time of day? sunset

Flower: hmm roses and those hawaiin ones

Smell: fire.

Grade: liked the social part of junior year but not the whole school part

Subject in school: Psychology

Teacher: mr rueter and mrs boveda 

Birthday Present Ever: going to medical camp! :)

Fairy tale: beauty and the beast, little mermaid

Poem(s): lots... wayyyy too many

Type of music: lots of stuff i basically like anything except rap or scream.

Song(s): wow thats hard. recently EVERYTHING BY LIFEHOUSE

Song you love but are embarrassed to admit to: hmmm not anythng i can think of right now

Christmas Carol: idk.... DREIDEL

Movie: p.s. i love you

TV show: grey's anatomy heroes, gilmore girls alias and lots lots more

TV star: Alexis Bledel, Jennifer Garner, mark walberg

Magazine: Seventeen

Celebrity: ha. oprah. dane cook and amanda bynes

Super Hero: SPIDERMAN :)

Fraggle: wtf?

Sesame Street Character: elmo

Zoo Exhibit: elephants, monkeys, and all the cats

Favorite sport to watch on TV: football or hockey are the only ones i watch.

Sport to Watch at the game: any game EXCEPT BASEBALL

Sports team: green bay packers

Car: i like pontiac gran prix or something like that.

Web Site: facebook, myspace and youtube

Amusement Park Ride: vertical velocity

What do you want for Christmas: hmmm photography camera.

If you were stranded on a desert island what book, album, and video would you want with you: 
blindness (but rather have journal if i could) sleeping at last and uhh its a wonderful life

Which store would you choose to max your credit card: michaels

If you could be any age, past, present, or future, what would it be: uhhh twenties

If you could live in any decade in history, what would it be: right when we got to america

What childhood toy do you wish you still had: DEE DEE

What movie makes you cry: beaches, p.s. i love you, million dollar baby, a little princess

What appliance could you not live without: refrigerator :)

Your lucky charm: necklace and ring.

The person you worship the most: my mom

Your bedroom is like: a twister just came in it.

Favorite Places

Place to live: My house.

Town to chill in/ Vacation spot: Tucson, Münster, Amsterdam, Chicago

Place to retire: Our paid-off house.

Places you want to see but haven't: I want to take a big USA road trip, and see the southwest, especially California. And I want a more diverse European vacation, especially France and London.

What is Your Least Favorite:

Food: green peppers

Cuisine: Mexican, although that's only because there's a salsa that I'm allergic to and I don't like green peppers.

School Subject: Math, although I was good at it.

The worst song you ever heard: Whatever song that was that Tammy Faye sang.

Most embarrassing CD in your collection: A CD of goofy songs like "the Streak" and "the Witchdoctor."

Characteristic: Deviousness, trickery, dishonesty for the sake of dishonesty.

Which Is Better:

Hot tubs or pools: Pools.

Diamonds or pearls? Pearls -- my birthstone, and not cold and icy like diamonds.

TV or radio: Computers, with the TV on across the room.

Short or tall: Hmmm. Undecided.

Toilet paper over or underhand: Under (My grandpa said just be thankful you have TP.) For a great deal more on this subject, visit The Great Toilet Paper Debate at my brother's website.

Coke or Pepsi: unsweetened iced tea

Sprite or 7 Up: Diet 7 Up

Coffee or Coffee Ice Cream: Coffee ice cream

Creamy or crunchy peanut butter: Crunchy.

Croutons or Bacon Bits: both

What's the right way to eat a Reese's: Bite into it.

Does cheese go on the bumpy or flat side of the Ritz: Bumpy

White or brown bread: Brown

Beavers or ducks? Aflac, aflac, AFLAC!!!!

Beatles or Elvis: Beatles

Who are the most attractive male and female celebrities: Nathan Fillion, Kate Winslet

Are you a morning person or a night owl? Early Bird

Disney or Warner Brothers: Disney

Pedicure or manicure? Pedi.

What first catches your eye in the opposite (or same) sex (ie, legs, boobs, etc): a Beautiful Face

What do you look for in a person: Intelligence, a strong sense of humor, a passion about something artistic, and loyalty. (I'm using my friend Jason's answer on this because it's perfect.)

If you could be any place right now, where would you choose: In bed with a stack of books, lots of chocolate and my girlfriend.

Are you a dog or a cat person: Cat & Dog.

Razor, cream, or wax: Razor

Plane, train, or automobile: Train

Car or SUV: Truck, Microbus

Lake, Ocean or River: River

2 doors or 4 (on a car): 2: I have a truck.

Childhood Blanket or Stuffed Animal: Teddy Bear, Bud the bear

One pillow or two: Four.

Which came first; the chicken or the egg? Creationists would say the chicken came first, invented by God. Scientists would say the egg came first, from an ancestor of the chicken that mutated. So I believe the egg came first, of course. Freaking loony creationists.

Do You Believe In...

Horoscopes: Only the ones from Real Astrology 'cause they're funny.

Past lives: yes. no. yes.

Ouija boards: fun, but only a toy

Love at first sight: Hmmm. No. I believe in intense fascination at first sight which can turn into love. Or it can go famously, hideously wrong.

God: Um, get back to me on this one. Lately I've been praying Hanuman, the monkey god.

Religion: Taoism. Although Hinduism is interesting.

Aliens: Yes. But I don't think they've been here.

Ghosts: Nope.

Evil: Yep. I can point it out, too.

Abortion: Most women who have abortions do it because they don't have health insurance or child care, and they don't want to have to go on government assistance to care for the baby. Giving women a living wage and health care coverage would drastically reduce the number of women who have abortions.

Alternative music: Like it.

Do you love yourself: Yep. Although I like to nag myself to lose weight, and get my life more organized, much as if I were married to myself.

Does life have a meaning: yes.

Do you know what it is: not yet.

Is honesty the best policy: Ideally yes. Realistically, no. Sometimes you have to tell people their haircut is wonderful.

Are you the jealous type: Nope.

What's your pet peeve: People having the nerve to drive in front of me. People should just stay behind me.

What are you afraid of: Death.

Forgive and forget or hold a grudge: Depends on whether I won or not. But I will win eventually, and after you're humiliated, I'll forgive and forget.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years: successful novelist, celebrated web designer.

Most annoying thing is: George Bush.

What is your motto: Funny Quotes

Who do you look up to: http://www.commonplacebook.com/journal/inspiration/

Life Statement: Inspirational Quotes

What Stuff Do You Do?

What kind of work do you do: Web design/development

Do you cleanse your chakras: No. Hell, I don't clean the house.

What are you listening to right now: Co-workers playing Unreal Tournament over the LAN.

What is your favorite solitary activity: Reading, writing, mowing the lawn

What do you do most often when you are bored: I don't have time to get bored.

Word or phrases you overuse: "Cool."   "I told you so."

Hobbies: Reading, writing, working on my web page, reading, buying books, reading.... mowing the lawn

Bedtime: 11 p.m. I'd like to to be 10 p.m., but there's too much reading to do.

Have You Ever...

What was the name of your first best friend: Sheri Castle, Kay Kaufmann.

What was the name of your summer camp: Potowatomee ?, I believe.

Do you remember the camp song: No.

Been toilet-papering: yes

Been Ding-dong-ditching: yes

Been toilet-papered: yes

What was your first job: Page at the Noblesville Public Library

How many times did you fail your permit or driver's test: None

How old were you when you had your first kiss: 13

Most romantic thing that ever happened to you: A girl I had a huge crush on in high school kissed me in the bathroom during drama club rehearsals.

How many people have you kissed romantically: 28, until the time when I was in a contest to kiss a girl from every state. I did not win, but I lost track of the number.

Can you remember all of their names: I used to have them written down, but I lost the list.

Been in love before: Omigod yes.

How many times: twice. Three times.

Dumper or Dumpee: dumpee

Loved somebody so much it made you cry: yes

Ever fell in love at first sight: Nope.

Ever been on a blind date: yes.

Ever been cheated on: Yep, practically every time.

Ever cheated: No.

Ever had sex in a public place: Please keep in mind, this was back in college, where I didn't have a place to bring girlfriends. Now I have a house and a bed, thank you very much. In the parking lot at the bar (see above), in the car in Sahm's park, in a car in the next housing development over from my Mom's house (where we got caught by the Police), On the Fort Benjamin Harrison artillery range when it was still a Fort.

Most humiliating moment: Throwing up on the airplane on the way home from a trip to Arizona. Here's a tip: don't fly while hung over.

Have you ever gone skinny dipping: Yes

Played strip poker: Yep.

Lied: Yep.

Paid for it: Oh yes. Every evil thing you do comes back to haunt you, multiplied by 2. Besides that, it's impossible to remember the stupid things you said. It's just easier to tell the truth.

Cheated on a test: Only by helping other people.

Run away from home: No, but I'm doing that tomorrow.

Broken the law: Yes.

Ever ridden in a police car: Ahem.

been arrested: Ahem.

been convicted of a crime: Nope.

Ever ridden in an ambulance: Nope.

Have you ever been in a car crash: three times; once with Dan, once when I was rear-ended, once when I backed up into someone.

When was your last hospital visit: April 2005, when I had open-heart surgery to repair my Mitral Valve.

Ever broken a bone: Yup.

Ever been in a fistfight: Yep.

Had a medical emergency: My appendix exploded on July 5, 2003.

Gotten beaten up: Technically, yes; I was raped in college.

Ever seen a dead body: Nope. My sister has, though. She found her neighbor dead on the doorstep. It was natural causes, but still....

Ever seen a ghost: Yeah, sure. :)

Been to Africa: no

Have you ever seen a black swan: Nope. Can't say I've been looking for one.

What was your most embarrassing hair incident: Oh, all of them until recently.

What was the best costume you ever wore: King Kong suit for a theme party.

Which of your accomplishments in the last year are you most proud of: Not dying of exploded appendix, Not dying of congestive heart failure.

What do you hope to have accomplished in the next year: CSS redesign.

What Would You Name Your...

Future home: Courtyard of Perpetual Motion.

Kids: Pesto, Cilantro, and little Gorgonzola.

Future Pets: Jonquil. Europa. Anaximander. Sterling. Pavlov. Schrodinger.

Car: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Self: Anne Belmont

People In My Life

Who are your best friends: My girlfriend Stephanie, Dan and Doug, Cate, Kathy

Who you chat with most: Dan and Doug, Kathy, Stephanie

Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest away: Cate Ryan

Say a nice thing about the person you miss the most: My sister has a tremendous sense of humor and is hands-down the most intelligent person I know. My grandpa had the most awesome gardening skills. Also, Cate is creative and intelligent and always shows me a point of view I never notice before.

Craziest/silliest person you know: Dan, when he's in one of those moods.

Do you get along with your parents: I try not to, but I do in spite of myself.

What color is the underwear of the person next to you: There's someone sitting next to me?

Who did you last tell you loved them: My girlfriend Stephanie.

Last person you went to dinner with? Probably my lovely girlfriend, Stephanie

What food does your mom cook better than anyone else: Almost any dessert, Thanksgiving dinner especially pumpkin pie, pizza, lasagna. Breakfasts.

Who has been your friend the longest: My sister Stacy, Cate Ryan

Does it feel nice that someone told you all this stuff about themselves: Pretty cool.

Does it feel nice that someone wants to know so much about you: They must be very bored. :)